Corrupt a wish.

Granted, dragons enslaved the human race.
Oh and you were also ran over by a truck

I wish I was BATMAN

Granted, you have become a 40 year old loner who hides in a dark cave upside down all day and night and sucks the blood outta mammals.(who woulda figured that could be an alternate batman XD)

I wish i was the joker.

Granted, your the joker of this forum and no one will ever take you seriously ever again.

I wish Lucioles wish to end this game hadn't made the forum inactive.

Granted people stayed actively posting but it was only spam and nothing even remotely intelligent and was written in a language nobody could understand.

Granted, but



I wish for apple pie.

Ooops forgot to make a wish XD

Granted, but the apple had a worm in it.

I wish we know how the galaxy was made.

Granted, but it was soon ruined by your little 'unknown' brother.

I wish making a game could be easy.

Granted, but the game is full of glitches and falls apart when you play it, its also horrible to play. But atleast it was easy to make right?

I wish for everyones complete and total attention. (This could backfire in so many ways.)

Granted, everyone's watching you, they won't stop staring, the teacher is watching everything you do, your mom won't leave you alone, the walls have ears, the milkman has the key, you see bulls everywhere, you can't stand it anymore and decide to claw your eyes off.

I wish for... nothing (let's see this backfire)

Granted, you are nothing, the world is nothing nothing exists and the only thing that exists is nothing. Just a plain and empty and blank space. You've destoyed all of existance and will never get to play any release that was supposed to be coming soon.

I wish junk food was statistically healthy.

Granted, but now to even out the balance between good and evil, healthy food is now statistically unhealthy.
I wish I had a

Granted, But you used it so much your friends started to hate you and never wanted to talk to you.


I wish I knew how to Falcon PAWNCH

Granted, but you get trapped in the internet and become an overused meme for all eternity destined to fade into a forgotten fad.

I wish for a king sized bottle of Coca Cola.

Granted, but someone cut there finger while in the coke factory and a drop spilled in your coke and the person had a disease.

I wish I knew why someone made up a new word for

Granted, the word is lolligagging

I wish the world was in 2D

Granted, but the world got fucked up some how because of some sort of depth perception loss and everyone became a cyclops and....

I wish your mom wasn't a whore.

Granted, your moms a whore.

I wish The Game didn't exist. (By the way you just lost it.)

Granted, But what are you talking about? What game?

I wish a could do a

Granted, you became the smilie, now that is the only thing you can ever do and you'll keep doing it until someone deletes you from the list of smilies.

I wish you had a beard.

Granted, but I shaved...

I wish I could SING

You can, but then you get a thyroid infection and every time you sing you cough up pus.

I wish I was a ninja and could use the kamehame wave.

Granted, but upon using it, your hands burn up
I wish I WAS HULK

Do I really have to doom myself? oh well
Granted, you got detention for glowing green on school grounds
I wish I lived on the internet

Granted, you now live with all the trolls and flamers and they wont leave you alone. And there's no where to run, on the internet they're everywhere!

I wish all the kings horses and all the kings men could put humpty together again.

Grated, but Humpty gets wasted again and falls a second time, this time not being able to be put back together.
I wish that I was super cool and all of the bithces sucked my dick on a regular basis.