Corrupt a wish.

Wish granted, your nintendo wii broke.

I wish black people had straight hair and white people has afros :3

Granted, but you were killed by black people for messing with there fro's

I wish the portal was used more

Granted(im in there now) but the chatango website shuts down and the chat stops working.

I wish i was not sleepy.

Wish granted, you forced to stay up for the rest of your life...

I wish my 360 didn't brake... D:{

Granted, your 360 no longer breaks because it exploded.

Naes-Igasu wrote:

I wish the next comment didn't make my wish backfire.

Oh and now the above mentioned wish backfires.

I wish for millions of wishes.

Wish granted, before you appeared millions of wish bones.

I wish i played for the NBA :D

Naes-Igasu wrote:

Wish granted, before you appeared millions of wish bones.

I wish i played for the NBA :D

Wish granted, you get into a fight with another player and every fan from there team jumps you.

I wish they made another Rocky movie (the boxer).

Wish granted, they put a rock in a pair of boxers...

I wish i had an i-phone.

( That didn't make sence )

Wish granted, you have the phone but no screen.

I wish i had a chocolate.

Wish granted, you had a strange craving to eat black people...

I wish i had Gary's Mod.

Wish granted, nintendo kills you for screwing with there games.

I wish i had a hat.

Wish granted, someone gave you a mind control helmet and commanded you to kill yourself.

i wish i had some ketchup with these fries.

Wish granted, the french fries are only uncooked potatoes with no salt.

I wish i had cherry pie.

Granted, PIE TO THE FACE!

I wish I was NI for some unknowing reason...

wish granted, you became a nasal infection XD

i wish it was raining money.

(did, did you just call yourself a nasal infection?)Granted, You were squashed by a giant quarter.
I wish I had a BRAND SPACKING NEW COMPUTER

Granted, you now have a brand new "Spacking" computer. This computer does not have a system software and is not compatible for anny other operating systems for another 20 years.

I wish i had a motorcycle.

(listen here boyo, there are a lot of NI's, you didn't clarify which one you were)

Wish granted, you were hit by a motorcycle that fell from the sky, and was killed on impact...

I wish i had a turkey samwich...

Granted, you now have a turkey called Sam, which decides to peck your eyes out.

I wish to be the greatest superstar in Mario Party!

((No one? Guess i'll do it myself.))

Granted, but a new law has been passed that superstars must be shot on sight.

I wish for a mountain of treasure.

Granted, but the treasure was junk.

I wish for a shooting star...

Granted, but the star crashes down on you.

I wish the sun would never die.

Granted, now you're hurtling towards it.

I wish this mountain of junk would turn into riches.

Granted, But you can never take the rich's off the mountain.

I wish i was a smash bros revolution character.

Granted, but now no one likes it and the project ends right there and is replaced by Smash Bros Evolution which doesn;t have you in it..

I wish I had a pet dragon.