Corrupt a wish.

Granted. The Dragon was mental and killed you, it escaped your home and eliminated the entire human race

I wish I had Kinect

Wish granted, but cops appear at you're house and arrest you for possession of a stolen item.

I was i owned a masterfully popular website.

Wish granted, your website became populated by trolls, flame war starters, and people who had no grammar or spelling ability.

I wish the kinect didn't suck so much -__-

Granted, the kinect doesn't exist anymore (that way it doesn't suck )


I wish I broke the fourth wall

Granted, their are four walls in the room you're in and the fourth one is broken. But for it to be the fourth one the others are already broken...Thus a ceiling now falls on your head.

I wish I had a 3DS and nothing was wrong with it.

Granted, but you got so frustrated with a game that you repeatedly started stabbing the Ds until you finally got the stylus through the touch screen

I wish I could beat the hardest level of the hardest rank in Elite Beat Agents, Which is a Ds Rhythm game

Do I really need to ruin my own wish? fine...

Granted, but just as you(I mean I) were about to beat it, the ds froze...

I wish I had an AWESOME shirt...

No I mean a shirt with the awesome face on it

Granted, you have a shirt with the awesome face on and are the lead suspect in the murder of awesome.

I wish 2 and 1 were the same number.

Granted, everything related with 1 or 2 exploded, meaning no half-life 1 or 2, no bioshock,no 1 or 2 on any keyboard, no-wait what? Oh, and You were also shot in the knee by a math nerd...

I wish I was singing in the rain:;D:

Granted, too bad the rain was acid...

I wish that pigs could fly.

Granted, now it's 65% harder to hunt for ham...

I wish I had a red pikmin

Granted, as you were about to pull him out the ground due to it being a fire pikmin it burned you're arms off.

I wish i had a blue pikmin.

(Actually red pikmin are impervious to fire, there not really made of fire)
Granted, but he got eaten by a bulborb

I wish I had a car that can fly

(Yea but in brawl when ever olimar threw his red pikmin there would be a small fire effect when it hits someone.)

Granted, The united states thought you were a russian spy and shot you're ass out of the sky.

I wish i had every tv channel.

Granted, but it was all taken away for piracy.

I wish all the other members would post...

Granted, a new member called "all the other members" posted and was never seen again.

Umm... I wish for sugar?

Granted, a fat girl makes out with you.

I wish this game could end already.

Granted, the whole forum goes unactive.

I wish Chuck Norris cried.

Granted, but no one saw it, or was even there...As if it never happened.

I wish fire was burning.

Granted, IT BURNS! Your house to the ground...

I wish I knew the meaning of life

Granted, but it was so amasing that your head exploded.

I wish doom on my enemies.

Granted, you are your own enemy

I wish I had a portal gun

Granted, but you only have one side to the portal gun and the other has created the other end of the portal on the moon, as soon as you use the portal gun you're sucked out into space and die wih Westley talking to you about pointless things.


I wish for ninja power!

Granted:-ninja-: , with your newly found powers, you start to jump from one unimaginable height to another, until you miss and...
SPLAT

I wish I could fly

Granted, you can fly...Into the sun...And burn to death...

I wish that dragons ruled the world with their ultimate power and wisdom for a time spanning millions of years.